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A website where you are forced to answer the hardest words and if answered incorrectly the website will go on a rampage and give you 2,000 more words to learn in a matter of 5 minutes. NEVER TRY THIS WEBSITE IT WILL MAKE YOU DIE ON THE INSIDE.
Friend: How many minutes do you have on Membean?
Me: Membean, you think im trying to learn words like PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.
membean by ArchedRapid March 21, 2017
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1.) a form of abuse typically assigned by teachers.

2.) a website that makes you do an unreasonable amount of vocabulary and waists your entire day.
1.) my teacher assigned 2 hours of membean last night >:(

2.) membean sucks and no one likes it
Membean by ant.bread November 23, 2019
A parasite that usually needs to be neutralized with something IMMEDIATELY, such as Vocabubot. It spreads, eating up your free time, killing you slowly as it goes.
Friend: Hey bro you want to do some Membean?

You: Lol fuck no I actually have a life go get membeanhack.com

Ex-friend: Oh ok lol
a cancerous website that will make you wish you could lil peep out of existence.
i was 5 minutes into a membean sesh and i was wishing i was addicted to heroin.
membean by drugdealer3 March 6, 2019
A cancerous way teachers abuse your time outside of class, in addition to the time of yours they waste in class.
I did 6 hours of Membean last night for that fat bitch Mrs. Johnson.
Membean by winsofEIO March 23, 2017
A form of physical hell inside a website on a computer showing how much your language arts teacher truly hates all kids yet still became a teacher for kids.
Person 1: What is your teacher like
Person 2: Despising of children

Person 1: They’re a teacher how do they hate children
Person 2: They gave us membean
a website that people screamed at me to make a cheat for, and guess what, I did.
Hey school, let’s use membean to waste your time! - students that said that
Membean by UH Hecker February 9, 2024