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Mackerting 

Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.
Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.
Mackerting by RADa5AURU5 December 11, 2010
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mockerty 

a word to describe the state of someones cleanliness. particulaly in Newark, Nottinghamshire, UK.
look at that mockerty bastard

i bet her curtains stink like a fucking whales cock, mockerty bitch.
mockerty by R Clark September 28, 2006
Unknown word used by SU golf team member Brendan Kennedy when he is pissed off. Not to be confused with his other vocabulary such as "feck" "meck" "muck" or "mink meck".
Aww meckety mink meck I hit it in the feckin mersh. I better go get in my meckin Kerr and drive away meckkk.
meckety by MinkMecker July 16, 2008

Elise Mackert 

A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.
" yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert"
Elise Mackert by Lord_Twat August 23, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026