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Mackerting 

Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.
Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.
Mackerting by RADa5AURU5 December 11, 2010
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mockerty 

a word to describe the state of someones cleanliness. particulaly in Newark, Nottinghamshire, UK.
look at that mockerty bastard

i bet her curtains stink like a fucking whales cock, mockerty bitch.
mockerty by R Clark September 28, 2006
Unknown word used by SU golf team member Brendan Kennedy when he is pissed off. Not to be confused with his other vocabulary such as "feck" "meck" "muck" or "mink meck".
Aww meckety mink meck I hit it in the feckin mersh. I better go get in my meckin Kerr and drive away meckkk.
meckety by MinkMecker July 16, 2008

Elise Mackert 

A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.
" yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert"
Elise Mackert by Lord_Twat August 23, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026