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Mackerting 

Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.
Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.
Mackerting by RADa5AURU5 December 11, 2010
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mockerty 

a word to describe the state of someones cleanliness. particulaly in Newark, Nottinghamshire, UK.
look at that mockerty bastard

i bet her curtains stink like a fucking whales cock, mockerty bitch.
mockerty by R Clark September 28, 2006
Unknown word used by SU golf team member Brendan Kennedy when he is pissed off. Not to be confused with his other vocabulary such as "feck" "meck" "muck" or "mink meck".
Aww meckety mink meck I hit it in the feckin mersh. I better go get in my meckin Kerr and drive away meckkk.
meckety by MinkMecker July 16, 2008

Elise Mackert 

A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.
" yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert"
Elise Mackert by Lord_Twat August 23, 2011
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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