Mechanical failure 

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

Mechanical failure by mtfort February 22, 2018

mechanicalFailure 

aka handsomest guy i know

funniest, coolest fruity homeboy around

very gay for you tbh

"mechanicalFailure is the best tiktoker to ever exist and also the only tiktoker to ever exist"

mechanicalFailure by greasy_lem0n October 16, 2021

mechanicalFailure13

aka the handsomest guy i know

funniest, coolest, fruitiest emo homeboy around

very gay for you tbh

"mechanicalFailure13 is the best tiktoker to ever exist, and also the only tiktoker to ever exist"

mechanicalFailure13 by greasy_lem0n October 16, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004