meatres

100x longer than a metre, it is usually useful for measuring distances between earth and other planets in the solar system or other things!
"Meatres / Me"

Man:Yo did you know the earth is 363,104 meatres away from the moon?
Other Man:No?????

by ppman12345 May 15, 2021

Meatesta

1) The mass consumption of various types of meat (wings, sausage, ribs, etc.) in a manner that resembles a fiesta
2) The combination of the words "meat" and "fiesta" to describe a single event which combines the two into the coolest thing ever
3) An event similar to a fiesta, except only pertaining to meat
4) The single greatest event that concerns meat
5) The gathering of friends for the sole purpose of consuming a ton of meat

1) Before heading off to college, Guy 1 wanted to have a really awesome party, so he called up all of his friends and they ate a shit ton of wings, sausages, ribs, chicken, and many other various types of meat; they named it, "the Meatesta"
2) "Yo dude, we should have a fiesta. Except with nothing but meat. We should call it the Meatesta!"

by AJ Plight September 7, 2013

flesh matress

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

by clc May 8, 2004

Hotel Matress

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.

Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?

by Alman42 February 25, 2011

frat matress

A college girl, or townie who spends most of her time under 1 or more frat boys.

My roomate is such a frat matress, if i put her under a blacklight the girl would glow.

by Lylli December 14, 2006

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali December 8, 2004

meatless week

When a fucking cheapass loser dickhead doesn't get any overtime during the week.

They are not giving us any overtime, it looks like it's going to be a meatless week.

by pilsbury September 17, 2007