meatpress

When you put your bare ass on someone's face when they're passed out or asleep.

Dude Boen is passed out let's meatpress him

by Jangade March 20, 2011

mattressizing

To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.

Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"

Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".

by T$KY January 14, 2015

mind over mattress

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.

On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

widower's mattress

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Mattress Goldz

An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.

"Wuz up bro. Mattress Goldz is in the house!"

by Goldz....Mattress Goldz September 29, 2012

Frat Mattress

Someone who gets around, and often sleeps with members of a fraternity.

Person #1: Let's do some word association. Frat Mattress.
Person #2: Whitney
Person #1: Why?
Person #2: Because it just seems to fit.

or

Whitney is such a frat mattress.

by rusty bellige March 31, 2009

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

by Big Short January 20, 2009