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To rapidly slap your semi hard cock on someones forehead while screaming meatie in a high pitched party toned voice usualy done as a threat if a girlfriend wont make you a sandwich or back talks you.
I told Laurie if she dident hurry up and give me a mouth hug she was going to get a meatie

2, She said she was going to be up and ready by 7am so at 645 when she was still asleep I woke her up with a meatie
meatie by pussylicking_whitebelt January 5, 2018
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The most rad group of mates ever in the world
"Look at those meaties, boozin like its their jobby job..."
Meatie by #4 December 6, 2004
Swedish name for old homosexual.
"That man at the Blue Oyster over 60's night is a meatie."
meatie by Picklintime April 14, 2003

beatie meatie 

The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time.
I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie
beatie meatie by Gomez Colemanio April 28, 2008

Meaniepants 

Possibly the worst insult there is. I am most likely breaking the law by writing this definition. Please only use this insult in a very serious conversation, as anyone who is easily offended will get you punished.
"God, Karen is an actual meaniepants"
"Uh.. You do realize what you just said, right?"
Meaniepants by Babo - B June 6, 2019

Meatesta 

1) The mass consumption of various types of meat (wings, sausage, ribs, etc.) in a manner that resembles a fiesta
2) The combination of the words "meat" and "fiesta" to describe a single event which combines the two into the coolest thing ever
3) An event similar to a fiesta, except only pertaining to meat
4) The single greatest event that concerns meat
5) The gathering of friends for the sole purpose of consuming a ton of meat
1) Before heading off to college, Guy 1 wanted to have a really awesome party, so he called up all of his friends and they ate a shit ton of wings, sausages, ribs, chicken, and many other various types of meat; they named it, "the Meatesta"
2) "Yo dude, we should have a fiesta. Except with nothing but meat. We should call it the Meatesta!"
Meatesta by AJ Plight September 7, 2013

Meanie-Bo-Beenie 

Someone who is mean. they are being called mean for whatever reason in a childish manor.
parent: whats wrong Jonnie?
Jonnie: Jack is being a meanie-bo-beenie!
Meanie-Bo-Beenie by CdizzlecanNizzleU November 26, 2009
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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