To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.
Said of someone who has frequent, overwhelming, all encompassing hankerings for meat; usually red, and commonly undercooked.
Shocked Spectator: "Dude, your mom is really, uh, going for that rare prime rib."
Embarrassed Offspring: "Yes, yes she is. Please do stand back, and accept my offer of protective eyewear. She becomes quite vigorous at feeding time,especially if she can smell blood. As you can see, she has quite the Meat Tooth.
The piece of flappy skin, in your mouth, between your front teeth and upper lip. Some adults have a detached meat tooth that is previlant on either the upper lip or upper gums.
As we were blowin' rails, Bench kept swallowing repeatedly and rubbing coke on his meattooth.
My father forced his fist into my asshole without lubrication. It was most unpleasant. It tore the walls of my asshole, causing internal bleeding. To stop him from grasping my lung, i proceeded to bite his Meat Tooth, until it was completely severed.
The food particles that get stuck in between your teeth, cavity's, and gums. If tooth meat is left for too long it can result in making your mouth smell like shit.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!