meat ski

A cock that women absolutely love!

that bitch rode the meat ski!

meat ski by amac! October 20, 2010

meat skid

When a man attempts to have sex, but fails to because he is unable to ejaculate. Usually happens because the man has recently masturbated.

Not knowing he'd get lucky at the upcoming party, Ned masturbated a half-hour before. He ended up suffering a quite embarrassing meat skid.

meat skid by Reppin' Latvia September 24, 2009

MEAT SKIRT

someone who was big at one point and lost alot of wieght often through Gastric Bypass Surgery and has left over skin from the stomach that hangs and covers the genetals and uper thighs like a skirt

dude shes got a pretty face but she needs to stop wearing belly shirts,i can see her meat skirt!!

MEAT SKIRT by petrabbit February 5, 2010

meat skirt

noun. A flap of gut that hangs over the pants, usually covering the belt. can be applied to both man or woman

Me: Damn I thought I saw this hot girl then she took off her jacket and her meat skirt fell out and covered up most of her Billy Ray Cyrus belt buckle
You: stop sleeping with my mom!

meat skirt by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

Bosnian meat skittle 

The act of using the Wuxi Finger hold on the clitoris, which causes almost instant orgasm and a partner for life.

Fair warning: if using this move , be equipped with A) scuba diving gear or B) a poncho

Eli: "how did the night go"
Jake: "I used the ole' Bosnian Meat Skittle"
Zach: "damn you wild lmao"

Bosnian meat skittle by yamothasonion February 10, 2019

meat skin 

An insult that one may call someone. Or the foreskin on a peinis.

JEFF: HEY MEAT SKIN .

NERD: ...

meat skin by Wise Russian guy August 25, 2016

Meat Skittle 

The clit, nothing more, nothing less.

Zach: "Yo Bosnian Jake how far did you get with her"

Jake: "I tongue punched her meat skittle"

Meat Skittle by yungthiccy January 17, 2019