meat dick 

The opposite of whiskey dick, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one's face in dead animal. Meat dick erections often last more than 4 hours.

That pastrami sandwich gave me massive meat dick

meat dick by eluminaught January 4, 2011

Dick-Meat Sammy 

(noun) Short for dick-meat sandwhich, which is anything relating to the dick meat(penis, wiener, cock, etc.)

"come get some dick-meat sammy"

"that bitch was hungry so I fed her the dick-meat sammy"

Dick-Meat Sammy by ZedIzDeAd420 June 30, 2009

dick meat

womens favorite food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cock

i had to serve my girl an extra helping of dick meat last night.

dick meat by pab702 November 12, 2003

dick meat

The meatiness of a throbbing cock's shaft.

A nympho vegetarian only eats dick meat.

dick meat by mojosolodolo July 5, 2012

meat headed dick waffle 

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

meat headed dick waffle by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

meatdick 

a meatdick is a dumb, muscley bro that is always worried about one upping other people and outdoing others with his toughness. usually they are overly aggressive as well.

Brad: "Oh yeah josh, you think thats a lift? my ford f150 is lifted at least 3 times that, bro"

josh: "Fuckin brad, quit meatdicking me."

meatdick by Dr. Jim Halpert the third January 18, 2008