meat closet

Woman / girl who will sleep with any one or anything as often as possible. Women with numerous tattoos are usually a dead giveaway.

"I ain't goin' near that Meat Closet; I might catch something!"

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

spicy meat closet

A Vagina with one or more STD's

"You really dont wanna get with her, I hear shes got a spicy meat closet"

by Sour Jeremy February 27, 2022