Meat Clap 

When a male steps out of the shower and his meat claps against his leg.

"Nolan Fillet told me a really stupid story about meat clapping.
I then later tried it for myself and IT WORKS!!!"

"I swear i could just stand here and clap my meat up and down all day long."

Meat Clap by The Lone Boner September 1, 2009

meat clap 

when two fat people hug, give each other a high beefy five, or try to squeeze together in a seat they know their fat asses cant fit in

"Hey Sam we won!"
"Yea man I know!"
"Let's meat clap!"
(High five) Gloush!

"I'm sorry there's only one seat left"
"Well I think we both can fit dont you Symone?"
"Well I guess Allison!"
"If we meat clap we might be able to fit"
(They squeeze together in the seat) CLOMP,PHEESH,GLOMP

meat clap by Mz.Breezy April 3, 2008

Meat Clappers

When she has a fat ass

She got them meat clappers

Meat Clappers by Vertex December 10, 2021

Clapping meat purse 

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

Clapping meat purse by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

meatclappers

wen both balls clap into each other like a war

my meatclappers are clappen like biggie v.s 2 pac

meatclappers by Alex Rachal March 18, 2005

Meatclap

When You Clap Your Meat Either On Your Hand Or On Someones Face And It Makes A Noise, That Noise Is Meatclap. Not To Be Confused With CS (Cockslap) Which Is The Movement Of The Meat, But the Noise... Thats Meatclap.

Dude You Meatclap Me Again In My Sleep And I'll Give you Pinkeye

Or

Yeeeeahhhh Boi!!! I Meatclapped You At GH3

And Also

You Hear That???
What?
You Got Meatclapped

Meatclap by Sneaky Remirez April 6, 2008

meatclap

when a guy uses his cock to slap against his hand and make a clapping sound

also used as a reference to beating someone at something

aww man why are you meatclapping in the middle of GCSE History?

or " dude i completely meatclapped you at guitar hero 3!"

meatclap by Kezzlaistheman April 4, 2008