"Nolan Fillet told me a really stupid story about meat clapping.
I then later tried it for myself and IT WORKS!!!"
"I swear i could just stand here and clap my meat up and down all day long."
I then later tried it for myself and IT WORKS!!!"
"I swear i could just stand here and clap my meat up and down all day long."
by The Lone Boner September 1, 2009
Get the Meat Clap mug.when two fat people hug, give each other a high beefy five, or try to squeeze together in a seat they know their fat asses cant fit in
"Hey Sam we won!"
"Yea man I know!"
"Let's meat clap!"
(High five) Gloush!
"I'm sorry there's only one seat left"
"Well I think we both can fit dont you Symone?"
"Well I guess Allison!"
"If we meat clap we might be able to fit"
(They squeeze together in the seat) CLOMP,PHEESH,GLOMP
"Yea man I know!"
"Let's meat clap!"
(High five) Gloush!
"I'm sorry there's only one seat left"
"Well I think we both can fit dont you Symone?"
"Well I guess Allison!"
"If we meat clap we might be able to fit"
(They squeeze together in the seat) CLOMP,PHEESH,GLOMP
by Mz.Breezy April 3, 2008
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• meat pie
• meat grinder
• meat bag
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This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
Get the Clapping meat purse mug.by Alex Rachal March 18, 2005
Get the meatclappers mug.When You Clap Your Meat Either On Your Hand Or On Someones Face And It Makes A Noise, That Noise Is Meatclap. Not To Be Confused With CS (Cockslap) Which Is The Movement Of The Meat, But the Noise... Thats Meatclap.
Dude You Meatclap Me Again In My Sleep And I'll Give you Pinkeye
Or
Yeeeeahhhh Boi!!! I Meatclapped You At GH3
And Also
You Hear That???
What?
You Got Meatclapped
Or
Yeeeeahhhh Boi!!! I Meatclapped You At GH3
And Also
You Hear That???
What?
You Got Meatclapped
by Sneaky Remirez April 6, 2008
Get the Meatclap mug.when a guy uses his cock to slap against his hand and make a clapping sound
also used as a reference to beating someone at something
also used as a reference to beating someone at something
aww man why are you meatclapping in the middle of GCSE History?
or " dude i completely meatclapped you at guitar hero 3!"
or " dude i completely meatclapped you at guitar hero 3!"
by Kezzlaistheman April 4, 2008
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