meajj 

Someone who is so amazing it astonishes everyone who meets her. She is an amazing friend and sister and could never be replaced by anyone. She deserves only the best in the world because thats what she gives. She is beautiful, smart, funny and she can accomplish anything she sets her mind to. She is the reason I am alive. She is the best. No one else can compare. Ever. She is loved by anyone who matters but especially her older, beautiful, sister.

My sister is totally Meajj.

meajj by Jennypooo June 20, 2008

meanja 

A meanja is a name you give to someone if they are practiced, to an expert level, of insulting others and making them feel bad about themselves - entirely through a choice selection of words alone.

"I can't believe what she said about my nose flute ability ! I've been practicing for years !"
"Hey, don't dwell on it. Clearly she was a meanja."

meanja by dw8177 November 12, 2017

mejj 

The name of my sister and it will never catch on

‘Mejj I have a lamington for you’

mejj by Bob51239952001 June 9, 2021

meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.

Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!

meatjockey by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

Mealjacker 

Someone who joins one or more people in a public eating area, who is not invited or welcome, and immediately wrecks whatever conversation, vibe or mood that was occuring, often with their mere presence. A mealjacker normally has no idea he is jacking someone's meal; he normally believes that the person or group actually wants him to be there. This common misconception is often predicated on polite small talk and the social norm of not being able to actually tell someone to sit somewhere else. Closely related to the cock blocker, the meal jacker strikes only during meals, when his victims are most vulnerable and least able to flee. But her powers of social extinguishment are not limited to potential romantic interaction; the mealjacker virtually shuts down all social conversation.

You're at the dining hall, eating the slop and generally having a good time with a couple friends, when you spot "Jeffery" or "Margaret" coming toward you carrying a tray. Your stomach drops. You let loose with an inner wail and scream "Nooooo" inside your head. But much like when you see the cop on the side of the road, it is too late to do anything about it now. You brace yourself, whisper-shout to your friend "Mealjacker!" and grit your teeth, because you are about to be mealjacked.
Mealjackings often occur in college dining halls and high school cafeterias, but can occur in any open eatery with general seating. The jackees often feel violated and helpless, especially in a booth setting, with little or no means of escape. See also close talker and cock blocker

Mealjacker by David Bolen September 22, 2008

majjack

something we all hate

This pizza tastes like Majjack.

majjack by Adept October 30, 2004

meatjaw 

A young male, simple-minded, obsessed with working out, cars, and other macho activities/objects. Often lacks even the most basic social etiquette/awareness due to their determined focus on displaying their supposed machoness.

"Hey, that meatjaw just knocked my beer out of my hand when he went to embrace his even-more meatjaw rugby bro."

meatjaw by Jeristotle April 23, 2009