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i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you 

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis
"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions 

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If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions

nigger nigger faggot sex whore, hop on crim faggot and fuck me.

This is signaling to the other person in the vc that they are kinda free and they just got boxed in ur trap, When you say this the other person has no choice to show there butthole and shove a medal rod in there penis and jerk off on camera, He's also signaling to you that your gay and you must obey that person and all times, You are now there bitch, To avoid this leave the vc if they start to say this.
nigger nigger faggo- *Leaves VC to avoid*
nigger nigger faggot sex whore, hop on crim faggot and fuck me. *other person* Yes daddy I will fuck you and show my penis on camera and shove a medal rod in my cock and show my butthole and jerk off for you, I will always obey you master!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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