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A way to apologize without actually saying that you are sorry.

*In my opinion, it's quite gangster, i said it to a friend one day and it just stuck. :)*

my bad
"why did you do just do that?!"
"Me B! Me B!"
Me B by Cassie_Marie December 29, 2007
Words you can keep

Tommy Bear (Tah me- B air ) 

Internet celebrity also known as "Chan whore" "Chat Rat" "Troll Killer" And Tommy Bear Jr. He is popular on sites such as myspace, FunnyJunk, Facebook, And 4chan. Tommy Bear has loyal fans who worship his every move and haters also known as "Oldfags" Who want him dead. Rumor has it that hackers have attacked TommyBear but have had no effect.

There has been an ongoing war over this meme. Some call him a "Guru" And other call him "deadfag" When it boils down to it, He's a 20 yr old with a loyal following who will do anything to support him. They have even started a fan club on facebook known as the Tommy Bear Fan Club (Obvious enough)
"Tommy Bear (Tah me- B air )"

1. Tommy Bear is the biggest troll killer known to man.

2. You sir are a guru!

3. We love Tommy Bear.

4. Secretly your girlfriend wants him.

G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) 

Originated as a response to the emo fagots who constantly feel the need to write and tell everybody about their feelings. If you have a journal, then we're talking to you! But they respond "You don't know how it is" or "You don't know what it's like." I say "Give me a fuckin' break! NOBODY CARES!" Keep it to yourselves, it's not that bad, this means you OWL CITY! Get out of your mama's basement and get some fuckin' sun. The term "Give me a fuckin' break!" has since evolved from this early usage, it now is used as a common response for anyone bitching for no apparent legitimate reason.
Statement- "My life stinks, the world is against me. :("
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!

O U otter B kidding me

Oh, you ought to be kidding me.
Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!

up b to keep em away from me 

When smash bros players for example Link or Palutena can up b every now and then to keep the opponent away from them.
Shit this ganondorf got me cornered I gotta up b to keep em away from me

s me a p o y b 

Send me a pic of your boobs
hey gurl s me a p o y b
s me a p o y b by imapenisman August 3, 2007

s me a p y o b 

send me a pic of your boobs
hey (fill in the blanks) s me a p y o b
s me a p y o b by imapenisman August 3, 2007
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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