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Tommy Bear (Tah me- B air ) 

Internet celebrity also known as "Chan whore" "Chat Rat" "Troll Killer" And Tommy Bear Jr. He is popular on sites such as myspace, FunnyJunk, Facebook, And 4chan. Tommy Bear has loyal fans who worship his every move and haters also known as "Oldfags" Who want him dead. Rumor has it that hackers have attacked TommyBear but have had no effect.

There has been an ongoing war over this meme. Some call him a "Guru" And other call him "deadfag" When it boils down to it, He's a 20 yr old with a loyal following who will do anything to support him. They have even started a fan club on facebook known as the Tommy Bear Fan Club (Obvious enough)
"Tommy Bear (Tah me- B air )"

1. Tommy Bear is the biggest troll killer known to man.

2. You sir are a guru!

3. We love Tommy Bear.

4. Secretly your girlfriend wants him.

G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) 

Originated as a response to the emo fagots who constantly feel the need to write and tell everybody about their feelings. If you have a journal, then we're talking to you! But they respond "You don't know how it is" or "You don't know what it's like." I say "Give me a fuckin' break! NOBODY CARES!" Keep it to yourselves, it's not that bad, this means you OWL CITY! Get out of your mama's basement and get some fuckin' sun. The term "Give me a fuckin' break!" has since evolved from this early usage, it now is used as a common response for anyone bitching for no apparent legitimate reason.
Statement- "My life stinks, the world is against me. :("
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Subject- The movie Twilight.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

Action- Emo kid wearing jeans tighter than Daisy Duke.
Response- "Give me a fuckin' break!"

The uses for G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!) are endless!

O U otter B kidding me

Oh, you ought to be kidding me.
Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!

up b to keep em away from me 

When smash bros players for example Link or Palutena can up b every now and then to keep the opponent away from them.
Shit this ganondorf got me cornered I gotta up b to keep em away from me

s me a p o y b 

Send me a pic of your boobs
hey gurl s me a p o y b
s me a p o y b by imapenisman August 3, 2007

s me a p y o b 

send me a pic of your boobs
hey (fill in the blanks) s me a p y o b
s me a p y o b by imapenisman August 3, 2007
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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