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1.(v),deriv. from "teabag" -when Windows ME metaphorically teabags you by failing to work. This is generally caused by using ME in the first place, because as most people know, it is an inherently unstable piece of dogshit. See teabag.
I'm so glad I'm not running Windows ME on my machine. My poor friend still uses that piece of trash and he gets ME-bagged nearly every fifteen minutes.
ME-bag by Damoclese July 22, 2004
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When someone can get their own testies into their mouth.
"Hey look over there at Mike, he's 'me bagging' himself!!!"
me bag by diseased sheep July 9, 2005
dude i asked alex to bag me and she did! bro it was sick. her ass doe
bag me by ewschool October 9, 2015

Bag me bro

A phrase or term used in which you have no other ways of getting luck and resort to getting teabagged by your friends and that will somehow turn out good for you.
"Shit, a hunter! Bag me bro!" - Halo Reach
Bag me bro by idkjustdealwithit August 22, 2011

got that bag on me 

Got money, chasing money and getting money.
I got that bag on me so I'm going to cash out at the Gucci store
got that bag on me by Cookie97! April 27, 2017

put me in the bag 

To become obligated to do something you don't want to do.
She told her mother I'd take her to church, she put me in the bag.

hey its me your scum bag dad 

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet
hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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