The most captivating woman you will ever meet. Everything about her is perfect. She's sophisticated, elegant, sweet, caring, and tells funny jokes. Occasionally she will forget to poor you sake, but that's okay because she skis like the wind.

Chef#1: "How come that man's glass is empty?"
Chef#2: "His girlfriend is pulling a Mayumi".

Mayumi by fancy-san February 7, 2010

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McYumYum

A McDonalds Double Cheeseburger, with a McChicken stuffed inside, and the combined effect of consuming one is equal to that of a heart attack and an orgasm, all at the same time.

Damn holmes I just j'ed all over my p's after downing that McYumYum!

McYumYum by Big McLarge-Huge November 18, 2009

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Dumbfuck McNumbnuts

Another term for a total pleb

Dumbfuck McNumbnuts! can't you do anything right ??

Dumbfuck McNumbnuts by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

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Drinky McDumbass

1. An executive whose success is primarily due to family and/or fraternal connections rather than merit.
2. As above, but specifically referring to George W. Bush.

Turn the channel -- I'm tired of listening to Drinky McDumbass.

Drinky McDumbass by VMarsch January 19, 2004

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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