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Crayfish 

An all mighty being of pure chaos
Oh god its a fucking crayfish
Crayfish by MuchCrayfish909 August 16, 2019

Crayfish 

Crayfish means crazy or mad.

That party was so crayfish!
Damn...what a crayfish class.
Did you see that new kid? He is totally crayfish!
Ahhh! This is driving me crayfish!

What? This is Crayfish!
Crayfish?!-No, this is SPARTA!
Crayfish by leetlemming March 10, 2009

Vaginal crayfish 

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs
TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!
Vaginal crayfish by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018

McBadfish 

A variation on the McDonald's Filet-o-Fish. A McBadfish is the result of placing french fries on top of the fish on the Filet-o-Fish sandwich. This is the only way to make the already great Filet-o-Fish sandwich better. The name is a portmanteau of McDonalds-Badass-Filet o Fish. Also an homage to the Sublime song "Badfish". The McBadfish is best when washed down with iced tea.
Me: Man, I am starving. I could really go for a McBadfish.

Cory: Hell yeah, they need to get their act together and put that on the menu.

Me: Your damn right they do!
McBadfish by 1fish2fish November 10, 2009

Wet Crayfish 

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.
Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.
Wet Crayfish by drewseph January 29, 2005

Crayfishing 

Jerry said he was going to sell me his car for a deal, and now he's crayfishing on me!
Crayfishing by sassy cakes October 18, 2010