mcmonkian 

to lick your nuts simoultaneously or to if ur a chick to lick ur pet erkin.

licking ur nuts and/or like saying "man I had a good mcmonkian last nite".

mcmonkian by 2 nicks May 15, 2006

McMocking 

When you are travelling down the highway on a road trip in the middle of nowhere and the only "food" you can find is McDonald's. There are no real restaurants or even decent fast food joints available for hundreds of miles.

Stop McMocking me, God! Come on! Give me a Taco Bueno, Subway, In-N-Out Burger...anything but McDonald's. It's not even REAL food!

McMocking by Shnogenheimer July 23, 2016

mcmonkied

An incredibly inebriated person, surname usually beginning with Mc or Mac.

You were totally feckin mcmonkied last night, i found u rolling around gurning in the middle of the road trying to do the breast-stroke or something, while smoking an invisible cigarette and giving out to a lampost.

mcmonkied by ros2222 June 20, 2007