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Monkied Up
(adj)
1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.
2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.
3.Totally fucked up.
4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.
1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.
2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.
3.Totally fucked up.
4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.
"Yo, I got so monkied up last night in Vegas, I ended up tooling some 75 year old woman named Blanche".
"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".
"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".
Monkied Up by DEADMEAT August 26, 2013
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monkied
An intense level of intoxication. The intoxicated person is usually on the brink of collapse, but still managing to cause a considerable amount of damage and disorder.
"You got into the police car and tried to order the officer to drive you to the nearest liqueur store. You were completely monkied out of it.
monkied by mcmonkeys1 May 29, 2008
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