mcmonkied

An incredibly inebriated person, surname usually beginning with Mc or Mac.

You were totally feckin mcmonkied last night, i found u rolling around gurning in the middle of the road trying to do the breast-stroke or something, while smoking an invisible cigarette and giving out to a lampost.

by ros2222 June 20, 2007

Monkied Up

(adj)

1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.

2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.

3.Totally fucked up.

4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.

"Yo, I got so monkied up last night in Vegas, I ended up tooling some 75 year old woman named Blanche".

"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".

by DEADMEAT August 26, 2013

McDonkies

When people spit on your McDonalds food.

Shit nig, i saw that lady at the register giving me a McDonkies.

by Nigster August 1, 2010

monkied

An intense level of intoxication. The intoxicated person is usually on the brink of collapse, but still managing to cause a considerable amount of damage and disorder.

"You got into the police car and tried to order the officer to drive you to the nearest liqueur store. You were completely monkied out of it.

by mcmonkeys1 May 29, 2008

McDonkies

When people spit on your McDonalds food.

Shit nig, i saw that lady at the register giving me a McDonkies.

by Nigster August 1, 2010

mcmonkian

to lick your nuts simoultaneously or to if ur a chick to lick ur pet erkin.

licking ur nuts and/or like saying "man I had a good mcmonkian last nite".

by 2 nicks May 15, 2006

monkied

To be fooled by a fool (monkey).

That bitch waz monkied, yo!

by Monkied September 11, 2003