McKeown

A slang Belfast term, meaning the act in which an massively inebricated person displays their penis to friends or family members. Their reason for doing so is never obvious.

Supposedly linked to a famous event involving an inebriated person by the name of McKeown. After waking the family he shouted "its ok. Your a McKeown, shes a McKeown and this penis pulled out is a McKeown". (Thou this is possibly a weak urban legend)

God, im so wasted im worried I will end up McKeowning later on.

by Artur Vilem July 18, 2007

McKeown

1. To sneak up on someone in order to scare them, especially when deriving sick amounts of pleasure from the act.

2. A slang term from an illegal alien from the British Isles, espcially Ireland.

1. Ah codwallace! Why do you keep on McKeowning me you sick bastard?!

2. Hey, I heard O'Grady's visa was cancelled.
Yeah? Man, he is such a McKeown now!

by Knutemund Freud May 18, 2006

lisa mckeown

a tiny midget who enjoys golden showers and rim jobs.

'hey lisa mckeown, will you pee on me?'
'anyday hun'

by Missy Bolanrey January 08, 2010

David McKeown

A local Lexington, KY celebrity who will only leave his room wearing a nice dress jacket and jeans. Drinks a lot of Bourbon and Coke and 50 cent beers. Also a huge fan of the shocker.

"You see that David McKeown over there by the bar?",
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."

by B Workman November 08, 2008

Luke Mckeown

A person with a tiny penis who touches kids

O look there is luke mckeown, I heard he has a tiny penis and touches kids

by Ur_ma_69420 May 28, 2020

Jack Mckeown

A person who is really cool and awesome and fun to hang around!

Hey, see that boy over there? He looks like a real Jack Mckeown

by Jack The Awesome Person April 19, 2020

Mckeown

Brainless, single brain cell

Guy 1- Wow that guys Quenning it up.
Guy 2 - yep, word on the street is that his brain is a single cell organism, fossil rat
Guy 1 - yep a real mckeown

by Allahsrim September 11, 2022