McCallum 

To hold the joint for long amounts of time thus breaking the puff puff pass rule. Can also include stealing the lighter used to light said joint then asking for another to light it.

Guy 1: Oi mate pass the spliff.
Guy 2: McCallum much?
Guy 3: Shut up, it has gone out. Can I have the lighter?

McCallum by Atikz November 29, 2011

McCallum 

A sexy blonde leprechaun-like man.

I usually like tall guys, but I don't mind some hot McCallum dick.

McCallum by VirginWoman March 2, 2019

McCallum 

Having a shamefully small penis

I feel bad for Seamore and his McCallum. It must be impossible for him to please a woman if he wasn’t also gay.

McCallum by Gaznar March 5, 2024

Mccallum High School 

Mccallum high school, is a school where you cannot walk through the hallways because the ghetto kids have their swagg on. When the white kids only know who Lil' Wayne is because he's a stoner. When one of your teachers is more beard than he is man. When everyone's trying to beat their Pokemon game by the end of the day. When you can steal a fire extinguisher from Mr. Rogers room without him knowing. When everything is tagged with "smoqueed" and you know Sofia has been there. When your sagging and our assistant principal sings "Pant's on the ground". Whenever you can get officer gwen's full life story in one lunch sitting just because she felt like you needed an attitude adjustment. When they cancle homecomming for "ACL". When you can sleep in the breezeway covered in newspaper for two class periods and no one even bothers to ask, and skip class and sit right outside of that class on the air vent :)

eyy fam Mccallum High School's got dat swag

Mccallum High School by poopisthebest August 13, 2010

Archer McCallum 

Archer can be defined by one word "SIMP!".

"Oh look, it's Archer McCallum simping for Harper again." Or "Archer McCallum is such a SIMP."

Archer McCallum by CM DJDOM October 29, 2020

Thomas Jay McCallum 

stupid tall cunt that will bite you and lick you without your permission

he also likes men

bro Thomas Jay McCallum is so fucking annoying

Thomas Jay McCallum by fiddle68 June 20, 2022

chase mccallum

A guy who never wins medals and is very unsuccessful

Chase McCallum is weird and slow.

chase mccallum by Chase McCallum August 28, 2017