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Lazer Mazer
When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.
"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.
"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny
Lazer Mazer by Rashiqua Kornerson August 1, 2009
Mazer moment
When you do a really stupid play that usually ruins the game for the entire team specially when this happens on an important match like a tournament.
This term originated from the video game Apex Legends and it is based on the player from Cloud 9 Zach Mazer whos known for his really stupid plays.
This term originated from the video game Apex Legends and it is based on the player from Cloud 9 Zach Mazer whos known for his really stupid plays.
Sweet: so this is just a free win right.
Zachmazer: *Teleports right into zone*
Sweet: wtf is zach doing!? ¡Mazer moment!
Zachmazer: *Teleports right into zone*
Sweet: wtf is zach doing!? ¡Mazer moment!
Mazer moment by TotallyLegitFrog August 24, 2022
mazed out
The feeling of over stimulation due to a variety of amazing coincidences and successful plans ending in perfect harmony.
I bought the perfect new blazer on clearance, found a hundred dollar bill in the pocket just before the cashier girl gave me her number cause she liked my smile. I later checked my voicemail to realize I got the job I applied for this morning. After I got home, I found a 12 pack of cold beer someone had left from the party last night... I'm more than good, I'm mazed out.
mazed out by Circuit Assassins September 15, 2012
Lazer Mazer
When a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. This person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. Often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. In rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”
"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE! I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!" screamed Eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.
"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer
"O god she's pulling a lazer mazer again" exclaimed a partygoer
Lazer Mazer by Kenny Joshkeith August 3, 2009
Mazerlean
So mazerlean is when somone tells you somthing but it’s not amazing and it’s bit worthless it’s just alright so u say mazerlean.
Mazerlean by Harrison the amazing beast :- January 9, 2019
mazerunnersexual
Boy:Hey,are you single?
Girl:No,I'm take by(insert characters name).
Boy:Oh,so you're mazerunnersexual?
Girl:Yes.
Girl:No,I'm take by(insert characters name).
Boy:Oh,so you're mazerunnersexual?
Girl:Yes.
mazerunnersexual by .𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 December 25, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"