maze amaze

Being lost in winding amazement with intricacies

Maze amaze me.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

rat in a maze

1) A pejorative for a human test subject.
2) A person being controlled or observed by another as in a psychology experiment involving rats.
3) Someone, of low IQ or awareness, having trouble with an easy task or decision.

Hippy: There is no more privacy, man! You being online just gives Big Data everything they need to watch your every move!

Yuppy: You meant Big Brother, right?

Hippy: No, man. Big Brother would just take what he wanted, Big Data makes you WANT to give them what they want through slick technology. You're a rat in a maze, man! Don't you see?!

Yuppy: You're crazy! I have GOT to post this discussion on Facebook and Twitter. Let me take your picture with my camera phone for all my friends to see! But first let me finish ordering my Viagra online.

by Tenacious Faulker December 8, 2012

bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze

A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.

Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"

Guy 2: "Get away!"

Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"

Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"

by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 June 29, 2009

pulling a Maze

forgetting to stop the recording while filming and ending up with a 2-minute+ video clip showing the camera-operators feet

I don't want you pulling a Maze again, Kyle.
Oh no, have you pulled a Maze again, Thomas?

by doronek April 19, 2018

dropping a maze

When you really have to shit and it comes out really long and thin and the poo poo coils up in the toilet and kind of looks like a maze

Bruh that Chipotle had me dropping a maze this morning

by Mr. Hallal August 20, 2023