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rat in a maze 

1) A pejorative for a human test subject.
2) A person being controlled or observed by another as in a psychology experiment involving rats.
3) Someone, of low IQ or awareness, having trouble with an easy task or decision.
Hippy: There is no more privacy, man! You being online just gives Big Data everything they need to watch your every move!

Yuppy: You meant Big Brother, right?

Hippy: No, man. Big Brother would just take what he wanted, Big Data makes you WANT to give them what they want through slick technology. You're a rat in a maze, man! Don't you see?!

Yuppy: You're crazy! I have GOT to post this discussion on Facebook and Twitter. Let me take your picture with my camera phone for all my friends to see! But first let me finish ordering my Viagra online.
rat in a maze by Tenacious Faulker December 8, 2012

bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze 

A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.
Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"

Guy 2: "Get away!"

Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"

Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"

pulling a Maze 

forgetting to stop the recording while filming and ending up with a 2-minute+ video clip showing the camera-operators feet
I don't want you pulling a Maze again, Kyle.
Oh no, have you pulled a Maze again, Thomas?
pulling a Maze by doronek April 19, 2018

dropping a maze 

When you really have to shit and it comes out really long and thin and the poo poo coils up in the toilet and kind of looks like a maze
Bruh that Chipotle had me dropping a maze this morning
dropping a maze by Mr. Hallal August 20, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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