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When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.
Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.
mayered by Kevin Mayer May 25, 2006
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Oy, Arlene! Have you been mayered? You’re walking funny
Mayered by Mrsteeeeeeeeve November 14, 2018
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A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!
check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!
Mayared by Bongoe December 18, 2011

Urban Meyered

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.
Did you see the video of when Urban Meyer "Urban Meyered" that stranger at his steakhouse?
Urban Meyered by hollow_log October 5, 2021
Doing one thing, get sidetracked by two other things, then spending some time in the bosses office, never finishing the original item.
Damn I can't get anything done, I got Meyered. Why do my knees and butt hurt?
Meyered by Meyer Lover July 17, 2010

mike myered 

To be stuck in a tight space, especially when driving a vehicle on a narrow passage or street. The phrase is a play on the word "mired," and refers to a scene from "Austin Powers," in which the title character, portrayed by Mike Myers, is driving a golf cart down the narrow corridor of an industrial building and becomes impossibly jammed in a sideways manner. More specifically, to be "mike myered" is to attempt a three-point turn in a vehicle, only to find that the space is too narrow and requires a turn of four, five, six or more points.
As we were leaving the graduation party, I took a wrong turn, but when I tried to pull a quick U-turn I got mike myered between all the cars parked on the street.
mike myered by terriblefish June 11, 2006
to be left behind; especially when a parent forgets or looses a child in the public sphere.

A variation on mired, but specific to people. Word was first used after a child named Meyer was left behind by parents in Sag Harbor, NY in 2015 and was taken in by good samaritans also with the name Meyer until his parents returned.
That kid got meyered in Sag Harbor today.

Walk faster you don't want to get meyered!
meyered by icemomma June 19, 2021
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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