mayered

When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.

Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.

by Kevin Mayer May 25, 2006

Mayered

Anally penetrated

Oy, Arlene! Have you been mayered? You’re walking funny

by Mrsteeeeeeeeve November 14, 2018

Mayared

A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!

check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!

by Bongoe December 18, 2011

Urban Meyered

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.

Did you see the video of when Urban Meyer "Urban Meyered" that stranger at his steakhouse?

by hollow_log October 5, 2021

Meyered

Doing one thing, get sidetracked by two other things, then spending some time in the bosses office, never finishing the original item.

Damn I can't get anything done, I got Meyered. Why do my knees and butt hurt?

by Meyer Lover July 17, 2010

mike myered

To be stuck in a tight space, especially when driving a vehicle on a narrow passage or street. The phrase is a play on the word "mired," and refers to a scene from "Austin Powers," in which the title character, portrayed by Mike Myers, is driving a golf cart down the narrow corridor of an industrial building and becomes impossibly jammed in a sideways manner. More specifically, to be "mike myered" is to attempt a three-point turn in a vehicle, only to find that the space is too narrow and requires a turn of four, five, six or more points.

As we were leaving the graduation party, I took a wrong turn, but when I tried to pull a quick U-turn I got mike myered between all the cars parked on the street.

by terriblefish June 11, 2006

meyered

to be left behind; especially when a parent forgets or looses a child in the public sphere.

A variation on mired, but specific to people. Word was first used after a child named Meyer was left behind by parents in Sag Harbor, NY in 2015 and was taken in by good samaritans also with the name Meyer until his parents returned.

That kid got meyered in Sag Harbor today.

Walk faster you don't want to get meyered!

by icemomma June 19, 2021