Meyered

Doing one thing, get sidetracked by two other things, then spending some time in the bosses office, never finishing the original item.

Damn I can't get anything done, I got Meyered. Why do my knees and butt hurt?

by Meyer Lover July 16, 2010

Meyered

The act of getting dissed my a girl/boy when attempting to make a move on her/him.

{Word Originated from Jeremy Meyers (Meyered)}

Lindsay Meyered Jose when he attempted to make a move on her.

by iSmalls October 03, 2008

Meyered

Being set upon by rabid Twilight fans, gushing about how incredible the books and/or movie are. The term comes from the author's name, Stephanie Meyer.

"I just spent 20 minutes in a chatroom listening to 14 year olds role-play kissing Edward Cullen. It was beyond creepy."

"Yikes, you've been totally Meyered."

by Ralf Maximus August 29, 2009

Meyered

The feeling experienced after being at the receiving end of an exceptionally well-executed prank.

- "Dude did you just finish reading Breaking Dawn?"
- "Yes. I feel totally meyered"

by Elytorett October 09, 2008

Meyer

A no frills all around badass

That dude is a Meyer he just beat those dicks up

by GUCCILEMON April 16, 2019

Meyer

The richest farmers in the world.

God, do you see those Meyers and their new pickups?

by Sven Svedal September 19, 2006

Meyer

An EXTREMELY lit guy who loves to get fucked up and gets a shit ton of pussy.

Ever since that meyer showed up this party has been fucking awesome!

by MRS ripley May 27, 2019