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Lee Mayes Theory 

The Theory or practice of worshiping and believing in the fact that Lee is centre of the entire universe. Based off the shit simulation theory this actually is the correct theory of that.
I was just wondering is this the "Lee Mayes Theory"

Billy Mayes 

The coolest guy ever to sell stuff on the T.V.
Billy Mayes here with another FANTASTIC product!
Billy Mayes by IM II ID G E T June 26, 2009

Ben Mayes 

A mad cunt that lives just north of perth and rips the fattest cones👌
Ben mayes is a mad cunt
Ben Mayes by Yeet132457639 February 18, 2019

Billy Mayes-ified 

To make something bland look very entising and amazing, most likely throwing in random facts and strange offers that have nothing to do with the product or service, in order to convince someone to do something.
He totally Billy Mayes-ified me into going to that party!

Watch, and be Billy Mayes-ified!!

I was almost Billy Mayes-ified by that comercial.

Dont be Billy Mayes-ified by him, it really sucks.
Billy Mayes-ified by bored7 July 6, 2009

James mayes 

Some geezer from England who thought this would be interesting knowing this won't be accepted
Did you hear about that random geezer?

You mean James mayes?
Yh that geezer
James mayes by Mayo27 November 7, 2019

Colton Mayes 

A douche who thinks that it's okay to run around collecting girl's virginities; a man whore; one who just wants to "get it in"
-Brad just broke up with me for some jersey shore lookin' bitch. -Whatta Colton Mayes thing to do!
Colton Mayes by Kiesha Mendez October 13, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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