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Lee Mayes Theory 

The Theory or practice of worshiping and believing in the fact that Lee is centre of the entire universe. Based off the shit simulation theory this actually is the correct theory of that.
I was just wondering is this the "Lee Mayes Theory"

Billy Mayes 

The coolest guy ever to sell stuff on the T.V.
Billy Mayes here with another FANTASTIC product!
Billy Mayes by IM II ID G E T June 26, 2009

Ben Mayes 

A mad cunt that lives just north of perth and rips the fattest cones👌
Ben mayes is a mad cunt
Ben Mayes by Yeet132457639 February 18, 2019

Billy Mayes-ified 

To make something bland look very entising and amazing, most likely throwing in random facts and strange offers that have nothing to do with the product or service, in order to convince someone to do something.
He totally Billy Mayes-ified me into going to that party!

Watch, and be Billy Mayes-ified!!

I was almost Billy Mayes-ified by that comercial.

Dont be Billy Mayes-ified by him, it really sucks.
Billy Mayes-ified by bored7 July 6, 2009

James mayes 

Some geezer from England who thought this would be interesting knowing this won't be accepted
Did you hear about that random geezer?

You mean James mayes?
Yh that geezer
James mayes by Mayo27 November 7, 2019

Colton Mayes 

A douche who thinks that it's okay to run around collecting girl's virginities; a man whore; one who just wants to "get it in"
-Brad just broke up with me for some jersey shore lookin' bitch. -Whatta Colton Mayes thing to do!
Colton Mayes by Kiesha Mendez October 13, 2011