maxi pad

a teef who i'm in love wif xx

maxi pad is a teef but i love her 🙄🤚

maxi pad by 🙄🤚 November 11, 2020

maxi-pad 

An apartment or house that has been tricked out like on "CRIBS".

Art: "Dude, you were over at Gilly's place last night, is it really the Maxi-pad he says it is?"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"

maxi-pad by g-othermal October 18, 2008

butcher's maxi pad 

The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.

My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad

butcher's maxi pad by noidavailable October 28, 2008

thong maxi pad 

tiny piece of paper taped to your thong that makes no sense. i mean if you are going to wear a thong you a probably slutty enough to already be on some sort of birth control which will put always and cotex out of business BOOYA!

damn there is a piece of toilet paper stuck up my ass. no that is just your thong maxi pad. thanks p&g!

thong maxi pad by terd ferguson August 31, 2004

Operation Maxi-PAD 

When the pre-professional, co-ed, law fraternity Phi Alpha Delta (also known as PAD) tries to take over the University's Student Union/Association, by campaigning for the highest positions in the Union/Association as the Chairman, Vice-President, and President.

Person 1: Yo i herd that Phil is running for President, Amanda for Vice-President, and David for Chairman.

Person 2: Aren't they all in PAD?

Person 1: YEah! They are trying to take over the Student Union to "Reform" it.

Person 2: Seems like they running a sketchy operation. Operation Maxi-PAD has commenced. We better help the other candidates win!

Person 1: Definitely!

Operation Maxi-PAD by Rasperry Ice Tea May 7, 2010

to the maxi pad 

just a different way of saying "to the max", or to the fullest extend. mainly used by girls. no dirty meaning, just slang.

"how was the math test, Kate?"
"omg! it was hard to the maxi pad!"

to the maxi pad by m'chelle March 31, 2008

DJ Maxi Pad 

A term of endearment , also known as Amber Heard AKA Amber Turds on beds

Leave me be DJ maxi pad

DJ Maxi Pad by Priscilla D March 15, 2024