Art: "Dude, you were over at Gilly's place last night, is it really the Maxi-pad he says it is?"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
Evan: "Dude, it's whack! He could play baseball in his bathroom and has a hot tub big enough for 10 people plus one!"
by g-othermal August 28, 2008
Bed For Indigents
Evan: "Dude, I was passing by that laneway by the Mr. Lube, and some homeless guy crawled out of the dumpster, all stank and nasty! I think he slept in there!"
Art: "Dude, of course, that's a BFI!"
Art: "Dude, of course, that's a BFI!"
by g-othermal August 28, 2008
The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.
Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
by g-othermal August 28, 2008
A Google Foul occurs when someone, during the course of an email exchange (or other, non-live conversation), takes a time out to Google something and then re-enters the conversation as an expert on the topic, pretending they knew the info all along.
Dad: Hey son, whatcha' listening to?
Son (without removing oversized headphones): Just some really cool mash ups I found"
(Interlude as Dad runs to his computer, Googles "mash up" and then Googles "Top ten mash ups all time".) Then later...
Dad: Yeah, Son, you should check out the mash up of Rick Astley and Nirvanna, it's totally rad. Mash ups are really cool."
Son: I call a Google Foul. That one is really old and you didn't even know what a mash up WAS yesterday, did you?"
Dad: (Slinks away mumbling about interest rates and the global economic crisis. )
Son (without removing oversized headphones): Just some really cool mash ups I found"
(Interlude as Dad runs to his computer, Googles "mash up" and then Googles "Top ten mash ups all time".) Then later...
Dad: Yeah, Son, you should check out the mash up of Rick Astley and Nirvanna, it's totally rad. Mash ups are really cool."
Son: I call a Google Foul. That one is really old and you didn't even know what a mash up WAS yesterday, did you?"
Dad: (Slinks away mumbling about interest rates and the global economic crisis. )
by G-othermal February 10, 2012
The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
by g-othermal November 02, 2009
aka Nothing. Like when you go to the midway at the local fair and spend $50 on cheesy games and all you end up walking away with is a stupid plastic monkey on a stick.
Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!
by g-othermal November 02, 2009
The condition where the string of your thong wedges itself firmly in your butt crack. Common when a large woman is wearing a size "small" thong.
Art: "Dude, check out that fat whore over there yanking on her underwear!"
Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
by g-othermal August 28, 2008