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a mauney is one who is a bad ass, very sexy and very athletic, ladies love them, and usually want to have their babies...a mauney is also usually very sarcastic and funny
person 1 - "look at that guy, hes a bad ass...."
person 2 - "no...hes a mauney!!!"
mauney by wffan15 February 4, 2010
A name of a intelligent and kind man that has good friends and knows how to have fun. Matveys are independent, mysterious, free-spirited and eccentric. They are deep thinkers and highly intellectual people who love helping others. They are able to see without prejudice, on both sides, which makes them people who can easily solve problems. They are a visionary and are capable of perceiving the future and they know exactly what they want to be doing five or ten years from now.
"award for curing HIV and building a succesful colony on Mars all at the same time goes to.. Matvey!"
Matvey by woootangclan443 December 18, 2016
The ultimate party animal. He lays loads of women and beats up loads of men. The exact opposite of Buzz Killington.
We need a Marvey to light this party up
Marvey by BiDerZ September 19, 2010
Rose Tyler: What's the emergency?
The Doctor: It's mauve.
Mauve by LindzTheCanadian June 30, 2008
Matvey is the best guy you’ll ever meet.
Incredibly smart, brave, and strong, with beautiful features and a cock that’ll make you go crazy
Matvey is the most thoughtful guy you’ll ever be with, and he isn’t afraid to be vulnerable
If you’re somehow lucky enough to have a Matvey in your life, appreciate him and give him a hug (Matveys love hugs). Matvey will protecc and attacc if necessary, because he is a good boy who will take care of you and stick by your side, as long as you return the favor. Matvey’s name means “gift of god,” and anyone who’s ever met a Matvey certainly agrees. Some scientists hypothesize that Matveys are not actually human, but instead beautiful angels who descend upon mortals they think deserve their care and affection. If you meet a Matvey, it’s probably an auspicious sign. If a Matvey decides that you are worthy of his heart, that is something truly special indeed. Enjoy every moment with your divine Matvey and hold him close.
All of Matvey’s friends love spending time with him
“My boyfriend’s name is Matvey” “oh wow you’re so lucky”
Nobody has seen Matvey today, he’s probably off somewhere curing cancer or something
Matvey by MatveyAppreciator87 November 22, 2021