Malvey'd 

The moment when you are in the shower with your girlfriend, and she "inadvertently" sticks a soapy finger in your butt, to your surprise. Deep down inside however, you know if was on purpose though, just testing you.

Here I am, minding my own business taking a shower when suddenly Sara went and Malvey'd me...

Malvey'd by FindingYourFinger December 22, 2023

Dirty O'Malley

An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty O'Malley is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.

My girlfriend didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty O'Malley. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.

Dirty O'Malley by Boss Horndawg February 13, 2008

dirty Matvey 

when you are getting naked infront of a girl and start crying. the EXTRA vulnerability

- I did a dirty Matvey yesterday, that was so embarrassing.((( why did i do that again;(

dirty Matvey by comillo September 24, 2021

dirty O'Malley

The act of puking in your beer, then drinking it.

On St. Paddy's Day, too many blokes engage in the dirty O'Malley.

dirty O'Malley by 50quidaday August 20, 2009

Dirty O'Malley

When you finger blast a girl on her period then flick the blood on her face giving her blood freckles.

He gave her a Dirty O'Malley and made an Irish woman out of her.

Dirty O'Malley by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021