matwej 

A name

Person1: Who tf is that guy?
Person2: That's Matwej

matwej by ppppppppeeeee November 12, 2021

Matěj Olda Pavlištík 

a Czech phrase for calling someone an NPC

Victor: Ayo whos dat n*gga lookin like a whole NPC?
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.

Matěj Olda Pavlištík by JasaHurdesu November 28, 2022

Matej 

Hottest and funniest person you will ever meet.

Girl- I wish I could date matej

Matej by yeetemandskeetemyouhotem January 13, 2019

Mateja

Mateja is a Serbian boy's name. He is a very honest and sexy person. He is a very funny and very good gamer. He is better than Fillip in many ways. His personality is very good. Also, his dick is very large. We can say he has a dick size of a large cucumber.

Ohh, look at that boy. He is Mateja. He must have a large penis

Mateja by Insomnia0 October 24, 2019

Matej 

A really good friend with an enormous DIck and even bigger wIll tO LivE, his sense of humor is great but his dirty mind even greater.

Oh look at this dude, his pee pee is so big, hes such a Matej

Matej by Giacomelli June 13, 2019

Matej-tickling 

The act of tickling someone, but without the use of fingernails or doing it really fast.
Could be considered a gentle caress or teasing. Usually feels really good.

Josh: Hey, wanna get Matej-tickled?
Jane: What the hell is Matej-tickling?
Josh: ... good.~

Matej-tickling by LeBoiSquad October 13, 2020

Matej Matevski 

the people who have the disease of the Matej Matevski, suffer from Tilting and leaving discord calls, they tend to play a lot of fornite even though it is a dead game, and they also suffer from the Travis Scott stunt double syndrome. The thing that causes Matej Matevski is that early on in life they usually play League of Legends on 55 inch TVs.

Unrenkit14 znaes Matej Matevski kreten eden

Matej Matevski by WellManneredBlokeEmir October 11, 2020