mattylo 

Noun/Adjective

noun mattylo: an absolute fucking god who’s hot as fuck. Funniest person known to man.
Adjective mattylo: described to be like mattylo- powerful and attractive.

“Wow that girl is so mattylo.”

mattylo by ikudidnotjustdothat April 6, 2022

Mastylock 

When ones main hand becomes stiff and starts to twitch out of control. Chronic masturbation is the leading cause of this common teenage male disease.

Symptoms:
Sudden urge to relieve one self
Bulging fore-arm muscle, with inverse proportion to the opposite fore-arm.

If one finds another person/persons with "Mastylock", it is highly recommended to stand back and then state clearly who currently has it and what it is.

Warning: Staring at someones "Mastylock" can sometimes cause the looker to catch "Mastylock", depending on ones sexuality.

"Oh my god Kieran has Mastylock! Its when someone masturbates so much thier hand locks up!"

Jac is a faggot.

Mastylock by bob schumacer April 2, 2011

Mattypoo 

a cute nickname for an adorable Boy.

Mattypoo is so cute. ok then, don't call me that, ok then.

Mattypoo by bmasterpro April 17, 2011

MattyPoison 

A popular scene kid with a trademark large blonde fringe wearing nike jackets, skinny jeans and air force one's. Often spotted on emo/scene-ridden urbis.

Scene/Emo: Look it's MattyPoison! I have yer myspace!

MattyPoison by Needs January 11, 2009

mattyland 

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.

That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.

mattyland by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

Mattylee 

Mattylee is a very outgoing person who will always try to charm you with a joke or too. While her aunt says her humor is dry, she never fails to make everyone around her smile. Mattylee may come off confident too but I assure you they r the same as you. You are very lucky if you meet a Mattylee! They will most likely love and accept you for who you are no matter what. Mattylee's are kind people but they do have an edge, as its good and bad at times. Weather they have a bad past, or shitty memories they will always try there best to stay positive. Mattylee's are also very creative, they have a passion for the arts and love making people smile with it.
Most Mattylee's will go by the name "Matty."

"I wish I could be more like Mattylee!"

Mattylee by TheWickedWitch November 7, 2020

MattyBonerTeeth 

When one's breath smells distinctly like that of a boner being gnawed on by a gator, a serpent, or if your lucky, a sabertooth (odds are slim that it was a sabertooth considering their well-known extinction).

I was afraid to talk to my parents after last night's gang-bang, that's how bad my MattyBonerTeeth were.

MattyBonerTeeth by BlackSqual June 12, 2011