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only the coolest flippin kid in school, everyone should aspire to live up to his greatness
yoo that MattZed kid is a fuggin pimp
MattZed by Ziggy February 3, 2005
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Basically a ship between Matthew and Nicole.
Hope you two have fun! <3
Bro 1: "Have you heard about mattole?"
Bro 2: "No, not really."
Bro 1: "It's basically a ship between Matthew and Nicole"
Bro 2: "Oh, ok nice."
mattole by A cool fan April 27, 2017
name of a relationship between two Italian boys born in the 80' but that reincarnated in 2021
OMG MATTORE IS SO CUTE
Mattore by Helloumynameissuzie October 21, 2021
When a female gets sexually destroyed. And I mean D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D. To the point where she almost can’t take it, but it feels so good she can’t reject it. The clapping of the cheeks dictates if she’s getting fucked or if she is at the point of getting Mattoed. Most commonly performed by men with the names Ygor or Machete.
Damn, Victoria’s looking extra good tonight. She’s most definitely getting her shit Mattoed….
Mattoed by James-stark12 April 12, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026