2 definitions by InsaneClownJuggalo

i don't know why women and gays love matresses so much they aren't like real ones.
by InsaneClownJuggalo June 16, 2010
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when you get anal and the man slaps you in the face with the condom covered in shit
When getting a hudini and then you get smacked with a Dirty Cuban.
by InsaneClownJuggalo June 16, 2010
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