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A person who is really obsessed with Taylor Swift
Girl 1: look at the matondo going straight to the Taylor Swift Concert.

Girl 2: I really like to hang with a matondo.
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madondo

The enhanced effect of marijuana on your vision.
Woah. This Hydro is madondo.
by 4733D0M May 25, 2010
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Macondo

(US HISTORY) sector of the Gulf of Mexico seabed in which the Deepwwater Horizon was drilling. The name, assigned long before the platform was erected, is an example of dramatic irony. On 20 April 2010, the Deepwater Horizon blew out*, killing eleven crew members; over the next 12 weeks the wreckage spewed some 4 million bbls of crude oil into the ecologically sensitive region off the coast of Louisiana and Mississippi.

Properly known as the Macondo Prospect, or MC 252 (for "Mississippi Canyon"). Name comes from the fact that major rivers have large, deep underwater canyons on the ocean floor beyond their deltas. Macondo Prospect is formally owned by the Federal Bureau of Land Management (US BLM), and leased to British Petroleum by the {former} Minerals Management Service.

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* "blew out" = past tense of "blow out"; rupture of an oil well, particularly at the well head.
The name Macondo is the same name as the fictitious cursed town in the novel *One Hundred Years of Solitude* by Colombian ... writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Oil companies routinely assign code names to offshore prospects early in the exploration effort. This practice helps ensure secrecy during the confidential pre-sale phase, and later provides convenient names for casual reference

Wikipedia entry, "Macondo Prospect"
by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010
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Masondo

Coolest kid at the party. May also go by “moneybags”. Always has the vapes and nugs.
by BluntRipper December 14, 2019
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matonso

Matonso is a very funny and beautiful girl, she is very jovial. if you have a matonso then that means you are lucky.
she might seem gentle but shes not. she is a honest and caring girl, she loves to protect her loved ones and family. i am very lucky to have you matonso
matonso would you like a cup of tea
by agaere December 8, 2021
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Matonoha

Family which started in 18th centrum by a man with big forehead who wanted to sell his daughter to whoever who kills the dragon. Turns out his daughter was gay and drahon ate him.
Mostly “Je Matonoha na pod vlivem zas?”
by TojisWorm December 27, 2021
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masondoesntexist

They're hot and I ship them with they're friends
Person 1: have you seen MasonDoesntExist's recent stream??
Person 2: no but have you read the story about their friend and them??
Person1: what's it called?
Person 2: backstabber
by Samisbisexual February 11, 2022
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