An male from Ontario who has migrated to Whistler as a man
child for a ski season....and never left.
A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings,
long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady
boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last
night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out
drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists
Male 1: What a Pouff