matjies

Afrikaan slang word for mate or friend.

literally means "little friend"

Howzit my matjies!!?

Goed beotjie, and you my bru?

by rasta_cactus May 6, 2011

marshmallow maties

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes

those marshmallow maties sure look delicious

by lauren March 23, 2004

mathieson

An idiotic bitch

Wow that’s a real Mathieson

by Anonymous 198720001 May 18, 2018

mathiest

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.

Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.

by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018

Landon Mathies

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.

Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!

by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019

Mathies

An male from Ontario who has migrated to Whistler as a man child for a ski season....and never left.

A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.

Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists

Male 1: What a Pouff

by egginawhole!!!! November 10, 2011

Matjie

Most beautiful unique name, defined above. Goddess, alpha, Aphrodite. Something that can kill you using stares and smiles.

Example

She is so matjie because of her beauty.

by yourms22 June 8, 2021