An urban legendary creature honing special abilities to attract and capture pussy in seconds. (Mr. Steal Your Bae)
"What is that in my girlfriends bedroom window?" Rob asks.
"That there looks like a mathotus in his striking stance," Ron answers.
Rob,"Shit!"
"That there looks like a mathotus in his striking stance," Ron answers.
Rob,"Shit!"
by Wassguud November 19, 2015
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