really cool guy with a dick which has a size of a horse's leg. really funny and handsome with abs and big muscles( usually loves gym). he can also pick up girls easily no matter what. normally has a friendship group of 4 and really good in guessing.
Funny and handsome guy with a dick so large it gets mistaken as a third leg sometimes. Emotionally intelligent and great guy to vent to but will steal your wife unwillingly and has 10 girls on his bed.
"My Wife recently left me for some guycalled Mathusan"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).