A math equation that decides if somebody (normally a female) can be considered slutty.
The equation is shown below:
(# of past partners) / (age - 10) = X
Possible answers:
X<1 Good girl, the kind you take home to mom.
X=1 Average, there is nothing wrong with being normal.
X>1 SLUT, fun to play with but generally crazy.
Guy 1: Rachel looks cute, but with my Slut Math skills I have determined she is a slut.
Guy 2: How did you do that?
Guy 1: Well she is 16 years old, and has slept with 18 guys. It is simple math, 18/6=3.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you're right, she is a super slut!
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
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2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
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