matezoned

When you are talking to a girl and she calls you mate. Hurts like a kick in the balls

Yeh the date was going well until she matezoned me… that’s when I knew we were splitting the check

by Deeeeman July 14, 2023

Memezoned

When you meet a girl that likes you but only for your memes. She’s willing to speak to you but only in memes.

Girl : can we just speak in memes? That way we don’t have to get to know each other just memes
Guy : wow did you just memezone me?

Guy : hey how did it go with that girl from tinder?

Friend : dude she memezoned me!

by Memesftw June 2, 2018

Memezoned

A zone where you are not seriously pursuing the relationship but also have not stopped talking to the other person, so you might as well send relatable memes to keep the conversation going.

Me and Rami went out a couple of times, but she then memezoned me. I actually posted them on Reddit and got famous.

I may need therapy, I have too many memezoned boys in my DMs

by codecracker25 October 7, 2021

mathoned

For one (male) to have the handle of a common hairbrush inserted into the anus by his sexual partner. Meant to cause sexual pleasure.

"You see Terry the other night?"

"No, what happened?"

"He was mathoned by Julie. He can't even walk!"

by Concerned_Man July 19, 2009

pincho mategone

small ,mother fucker

Eddy Amato is a pincho mategone

by sam kotch October 14, 2003

Memezoned

When a someone leaves you for another person who has less followers on their meme page that you do on your meme page

I got memezoned and he memes aren’t even spicy

by Prestatyn boi September 23, 2018

Memezoned

Being Memezoned is being followed by a girl who then tells you that she only followed you for memes and not the fuck.

Holy shit dude I just got Memezoned by Jessica.
That's fucking mood.

by Lulz Pack a punch July 6, 2019