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Verb: The act of being completely oblivious to events going on around you. The act of being very smart only to be overcome by stupidity.

Adjective: An individual with no form of common sense.
Getting into a bright red car parked RIGHT next to your friends blue car at the grocery store... dude you just pulled an Amato

Asking a series of repetitive question only to never understanding the blatantly obvious answer... okay Amato
Amato by C.J. and Jim December 17, 2008
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the biggest pimp in the word, really cool person.
man he's an amato, or man he is so amato
amato by jerry October 5, 2003
An amato is the drunk guy you can't take outside the door of his own home. Always insulting people and getting too loud. He thinks he's the shit despite a shot to the leg with a Tek9 (point blank). He put it there himself.
" Damn, you were just amatoed !!"

" He ain't nothin but a fucking amato."
amato by faeri January 10, 2004

amato martucci 

Amato martucci is a savage that doesn't give a fuck. And and kid that will grow up to be the next Wayne Gretzky. He will forever be a straight G
amato martucci by Amato January 27, 2017

Amato Animo Animato Animagus 

this harry potter spell is specifically used to become an animagus.
Amato Animo Animato Animagus! *becomes animagus*

Cus D'amato 

"Me and my homies love the bottle like Tyson loves Cus D'amato." -Andre Nickatina
Cus D'amato by Maxi-P January 28, 2009

Dirty D'Amato 

If you're a thoracic surgeon, and after the patient is asleep, you penetrate them anally, and then take a shit inside their open chest.
The doctor hated the patient so much that he pulled a dirty D'Amato, and they died.
Dirty D'Amato by Cardone69 December 10, 2009
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