mastuwaiting

When you are wanking to porn hub or some other porn channel and you have shitty internet and have to wait for it to buffer ....

Fuck man sorry I'm late, optus made me late .. I was mastuwaiting ... so put an extra hour on my time!

mastuwaiting by EvetteGilette June 7, 2022

Masturwaiting 

Laying in bed, chubbed up, waiting for your roommate to go to sleep so you can pleasure yourself

"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"

Masturwaiting by DavieYo March 1, 2015

Masterwaiting

The time spent wait for porn to buffer. The time that one spends waiting until the selected material is buffered and ready for viewing; at which point one can proceed with pleasuring one self.

I got home and due to my slow connection speed I had to masterwaiting until I could watch my girl Ava Addams and finish myself enjoyment.

Masterwaiting by Markie Markie July 11, 2017

Masterwaiting

verb. To quickly rub one out if you have been waiting for someone or something for an extended period of time. (30 min. to 1 hr.)

I heard from Ashley that Joe admitted he was masterwaiting until she arrived 10 minutes late.

Masterwaiting by Coke-a Cola December 25, 2010

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

mathematically masturbaiting by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015

Masturbiting 

The act of eating a food so delicious that it feels as though your mouth is having an orgasm.

Who ate all the brownies in the fridge?

Sorry, I was masturbiting last night.

Masturbiting by faldainofthirst August 20, 2010

masturwaiting 

Waiting for everyone in your house to go to sleep to spare having to hear them or them hear you while masturbating.

John: Why the hell are you so tired?
Bill: My brother wouldn't go to sleep, I was masturwaiting until like 2AM for fucks sake.
John: What the fuck is masturwaiting?
Bill: Check urban dictionary fag.

masturwaiting by pseudiddlyeudonymaaaaa August 14, 2010