mastergus

A person (usually male) who is known to insert their thumb up their own butthole and then subsequently sucks on said thumb for enjoyment.

Never shake hands with a mastergus, you’ll likely walk away with pinkeye and a smelly thumb.

by Twizzlegoose May 17, 2021

Masterbassion

(n.);masterbassing-(v.) pronounced: Mast-er-bash-un
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.

Idle hands lead to masterbassion.

by Glason j Laausser March 26, 2010

masterbask

When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.

No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.

I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.

by rpcgal October 12, 2010

mastergox

mastergox is a guy that is addicted to creating discord bots. mastergox doesn't about his friends and only cares about making discord bots. mastergox think he's going to get rich by creating discord bots even tho everyone knows he isnt.

friend: "lets play some games?"
mastergox: "NO! Im busy making my bot!"

by lucosaures November 24, 2020

masterful

Best of the best. Can not be topped.

Yamaris' masterful DJ'ing skills threw the party into a craze.

by The Asian April 10, 2007

masterbesober

Being sober from masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey stop checking out every chic that passes by

Guy 2: Give me a break. I've been masterbesober for days

by master son April 28, 2011

Masteress

The female form of a master.

"Thank YOU spaghetti masteress!"

by Joan-Marie October 3, 2008