4 definitions by supertrooperdude_69

Having to piss so bad that your back teeth are floating and your bladder is bloating, and upon reaching the nearest urination station, getting shivers from the satisfaction of ridding your body of piss results in a complete body shiver.
"ooooooooo (dance dance dance..... ZIP) I gotta piss so baaaaaddd!!!! *thinkle* and *shiver*"

Dude I had to stay and watch the Canucks rock Colorado so I didn't leave to piss and when I finally did, I got a pisshiver!!!!"
by supertrooperdude_69 March 11, 2010
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I masterbeated on your bed while you were at work, so watch out for the spooge on the bottom left corner.
by supertrooperdude_69 September 25, 2009
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What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.
"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"

"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"
by supertrooperdude_69 January 20, 2010
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(n) An erection stimulated by dropping a deuce. Recent studies suggest that the porous membrane of the prostate is excited and results in an unintentional boner or stiffy. Researchers have yet to discern if ejaculation is also possible.
"Dude I just took a break in the shitter and got an boner! so I looked it up and urban dictionary defined it as a "pooner"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"
by supertrooperdude_69 March 11, 2010
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