The biggest chad in the world. Will crush your bones with his massive pulsing brain. Don't mess with him or he will grind your ego down to the last weak, pathetic thread. Every OV girl has a crush on him.

Have you heard that Mason G. has a 7 inch dick?
Duh, everybody can see that thing, it's the biggest in the school!

Mason G. by Arlestig March 20, 2022

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Mason-Gooch

Noun: A slang term for vagina.
Verb: (to) Curb-stomp a person/item.
Adjective: Mouldy and/or yellow.

Noun: Yo man, I tore up her Mason-Gooch last night!
Verb: I feel like Mason-Gooching some bitches.
Adjective: That duck over there is very Mason-Gooch and Mason-Gooch.

Mason-Gooch by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

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Mason Greenwood

An ex- United player who's been arrested for raping his girlfriend. People used to compare Deadwood to the likes of Saka and Foden but they were all fatherless United fans. Can often be seen asking women to open their legs before allegedly bruising and bashing them. Proper cunt.

"Dad did Mason Greenwood score today."
"No son he's in prison because he's a dirty rapist."

Mason Greenwood by MASON FORCEWOOD February 6, 2022

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Mason gooding

A hot light man with muscles and big ass tiddies that I'd chew on for days he can rail me behind a food truck

Mason Gooding destroy this ussy

Mason gooding by Zackhhe April 25, 2022

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