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THE BIGGEST SIMP YOU WILL EVER FIND PLS FRIEND ZONE THEM WHEN YOU HAVE THE CHANCE

MASON G
IS A FAT SIMP

mason g by iamacacia November 12, 2020

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Mason G

poopy fart face lol

ur a mason g

Mason G by o23e283e2iuye May 6, 2022

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Mason G

A person who loves minges and smoking poo bongs in a outside shed with no clothes on, He also loves long walks in the dark behind women at night.

Your being such a Mason G

Mason G by HorseBallFondler420/Ballsack December 26, 2024

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Mason G.

The biggest chad in the world. Will crush your bones with his massive pulsing brain. Don't mess with him or he will grind your ego down to the last weak, pathetic thread. Every OV girl has a crush on him.

Have you heard that Mason G. has a 7 inch dick?
Duh, everybody can see that thing, it's the biggest in the school!

Mason G. by Arlestig March 20, 2022

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Mason-Gooch

Noun: A slang term for vagina.
Verb: (to) Curb-stomp a person/item.
Adjective: Mouldy and/or yellow.

Noun: Yo man, I tore up her Mason-Gooch last night!
Verb: I feel like Mason-Gooching some bitches.
Adjective: That duck over there is very Mason-Gooch and Mason-Gooch.

Mason-Gooch by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

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Mason Greenwood

An ex- United player who's been arrested for raping his girlfriend. People used to compare Deadwood to the likes of Saka and Foden but they were all fatherless United fans. Can often be seen asking women to open their legs before allegedly bruising and bashing them. Proper cunt.

"Dad did Mason Greenwood score today."
"No son he's in prison because he's a dirty rapist."

Mason Greenwood by MASON FORCEWOOD February 6, 2022

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Mason gooding

A hot light man with muscles and big ass tiddies that I'd chew on for days he can rail me behind a food truck

Mason Gooding destroy this ussy

Mason gooding by Zackhhe April 25, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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