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tatiana maslany 

the cutest and most talented actress alive. in fact, she's the only actor alive. she is synonymous with playing every role possible, so how sure are we that she's not doing that this very second? how sure are you that your neighbor isn't tatiana? what about your teacher? parent? sibling? best friend? YOU?!
you: wow i really wish tatiana maslany were here.
tatiana: i heard my name..
you: hey tat, do you mind being me for a bit so i don't have to do jury duty?
tatiana: sure, dude! while i'm at it, i'll be everyone in the jury. and the judge. and the lawyers. and me being you.
tatiana maslany by daryldixonaf November 2, 2015
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Tapanga Malanga 

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..
Tapanga Malanga by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010
A CRAZY HUGE MALE DICK OVER 16.7" LONG YES I SAID OVER 16.7" LONG
MY GIRLFRIEND ERIKA WENT TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH A HUGE MALANGO SO MUCH THAT SHE FOUND 2 OF THEM AND DIDNT COME BACK..

ONCE YOU GO MALANGO YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TANGO ..
MALANGO by VIBROSO October 31, 2011
same as koskhol but less vulgar. it could be used for friends and family without a fist fight
-are you going to stop your mashang bazi (acting like a fool)
-it's not his fault he's a bit mashang
mashang by koskhol December 31, 2005

Tatiana Maslany 

The personification of talent. Can play 13 different characters at once and you forget they are all in fact played by the same person. Can probably play your mother. Can also probably play you better than you could play yourself.
I can't believe Tatiana Maslany is in this Orphan Black scene as four different characters. Am I Tatiana Maslany as well?
Tatiana Maslany by Revannaly June 28, 2017

Tapanga Malanga 

Name of an internet blogger who will probably be famous some day. She has skits that don't seem like skits and she is friends with a bunch of random famous people, like The Arkanes.
Did you see that Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube?