When you do a runny shit on someones face when they are asleep sunbathing and you put a coin on their forehead. The coin heats up and when they wake up the shit has dried and the coin has left a mark on the forehead that looks like a big red eyball.

Karen drank to much while sunbathing and passed out. When she came to, jono had given her a One eyed mask.

One eyed mask by DoctorSparky October 3, 2018

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Maskon

Anyone who tells another person to put they're "mask on".

I ignored the shouts from the maskon as i walked through the automatic doors into the grocery store.

Maskon by JesterOthePines February 13, 2021

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Maskonista

Someone who wears stylish n95 mask or any other surgical mask with designs. Usually referring to those who enjoy showing off their mask in public.

“Did you see Carol’s new puppy print N95?”
“Yeah! She’s such a maskonista.”

Maskonista by Dageraron April 29, 2020

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maskonimity

The ability to be - or disadvantage of being - unrecognizable while wearing a (COVID) face mask.

Because of my maskonimity, it wasn't until I spoke that my colleagues recognized me.

maskonimity by hamburgdude January 9, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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