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The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” 

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.
A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”
The most beautiful girl you have ever seen in your life. Just seeing her makes your heart stop and do a flip. Marina is kind hearted, caring, quiet and the most perfect girl you have ever seen.
I hope, one day She will be my wife. I love you Marina.
Marina by Yagan perry April 22, 2018
Marina is the most beautiful girl in the world. You may mistaken her for being shy, but you are wrong! She is the life of the party when around the right people. She has the biggest heart and loves to love and to be loved. Her love for other people and animals is unreal. Her long wavy brown hair and big brown eyes add to her seductive and mysterious mannerism. She is sexy and cute and is really the whole package. If you happen to meet a Marina, do not let her go, as she is definitely a keeper!
Boy: Damn! My girlfriend Marina is the hottest and sweetest girl! I show her off to my friends plus she's someone I can bring home to my family. Everyone loves her... but obviously I love her most! ;)
Marina by surfsnowskate March 28, 2017
She is someone who is inspiring, someone talented and a keeper. She is the cutest thing you've ever saw and one of the most lovable girls out there. Once you come in contact with one there is no denying that she is the best girl any man would die for.
My goodness you're beatiful Marina.
Marina by JC_patriot November 14, 2018
The perfect girl, who carries my soul. She's got the most shining and beautiful smile and eyes, her presence makes me forget any problem. She is brave and vivid and has a lot of passion. The perfect combination of "sexy" and "cute". My little girl.
I love you Marina.
Marina by L.A.S. rs April 12, 2013
Marina is the type of girl you're always happy to talk to. She makes everything easier. She's a social butterfly and makes you feel great when days are bad. She's also super funny and has the best tastes in terms of music ! She's also really pretty and you'd be lucky to date a girl like Marina. Marina is an angel in disguise. A wingless angel. Even tho she can be stubborn sometimes you still love her endlessly because she's the one that makes you feel alive.
#1 : hey I've hear you're close with Marina ?
#2 : kind of.. I really like her she makes my heart flutters a lot !!
Marina by annaknowstheworld January 30, 2020
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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