mascles 

Luscious and sexyful muscles.

Ooh Robert, those are some sexy ass mascles. Can I give 'em a squeeze?

mascles by King Mascles of Mascleville April 28, 2014

Creptorial muscles

Creptorial muscles refers to one’s shoe game or creps and are usually of substantial quality. A play on word of creps and pectorials muscles.

Pree man’s Creptorial muscles.

Creptorial muscles by Lilaustin January 19, 2019

Keyboard Muscles

People you come in contact with through forums, chat rooms, Facebook, and the like... who find satisfaction in arguing with you via their keyboard.

These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.

They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)

The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.

- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick

HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: lyk omg, u iz sucha fag bitch go die u stupit azz ho... u realy r dum u kno dat? I;ll slitt yur fekin throat n00b!!!!!1

Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)

HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1

Keyboard Muscles by ooh-La-Lauren December 2, 2010

puddle muscles 

slang for a woman's vagina, usually one that is tight and wet.

I Love when My girl's puddle muscles contract when she starts to cum.

puddle muscles by getcombowned February 17, 2014

Net Muscles 

Perceived increase in confidence, machismo, bravado, strength, cage-fighting abilites (etc.) from a public chat room or IM user based PURELY upon the anonymity of the "tough talker" to the person they are "tough talking to".

A 6-foot, 130lb. dork threatening to "kick your ass" when you disagree with his opinion on the relevance of Linux, Firefox, Open Source, Dungeons and Dragons or whatever other lame activity the "net muscled" geek in interested in.

"The dork is using his Net Muscles to bully the chat room into agreeing with him."

Net Muscles by WebPhenom February 17, 2006

Popcorn Muscles 

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."

Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."

Popcorn Muscles by wakka_wakka March 22, 2009

email muscles 

Acting with bravado over email when in a face to face situation the emailer would be in a subservient position.

Related to beer muscles where the internet is substituted for alcohol.

Can also take the form of “message board muscles”

Example: a man in an email to his friends claims his wife does what she is told. In reality the man is a follower. Dave has email muscles when it comes to his wife.

email muscles by CMFuss May 1, 2008