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macclesfield 

macclesfield is a town in Cheshire, North West England.
It isn't a bad town, just pretty dull with nothing to do.
The is now cinema, nearest one is stockport, which is full of chavs.
Normal Person: gosh, i'm so bored let's go to the cinema!
chav: we can't 'memba ther aint no piccys in(s)Macclesfield!
N.P: ahh shit yeah!
chav: yeh we will av to go to Stocy P instead!
n.p *cough*
macclesfield by *__*Rosie*__* April 27, 2006
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Macclesfield 

The roll of fat found on the back of a (usually) bald man's head. It is usually just above the collar line and can, sometimes, protrude significantly.
Wow! look at the macclesfield on him
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Macclesfield FC 

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